So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He passed out mid-signature
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
His nipple licking is glorious
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