In the future we'll all be gay
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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