That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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