Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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