ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
