Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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