Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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