We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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