youre lurking in front of me
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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