Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My vagina is very pro this idea
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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