Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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