Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
