i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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