He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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