So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
