what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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