no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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