they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i out mim tonsoeep
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