Nicole vs. Life
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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