Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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