I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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