I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
