I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
