I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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