Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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