I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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