People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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