but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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