So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
