it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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