So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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