And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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