Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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