Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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