How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
