It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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