On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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