So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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