Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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