turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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