Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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