It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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