I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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