I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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