how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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