well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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