I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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