Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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