So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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