Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ok first of all what the fuck
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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