so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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