That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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