I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also, beer. Big fan.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
