Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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