hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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